Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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    • Jack Grazer hAvE yOu EvEr hEaRd oF A sTaPh inFeCtiOn

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  • My 6 year old sister had us watch a 1 hour and 30 minute mermaid cliche yesterday. Can you guess what it was called? *Hm?*

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="114">1:54</a> Haru from Free Iwatobi Swim Club-

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  • i actually likes it, its pretty good

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  • Kids bones really said: Sniper elite xray shot

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  • I'm glad I didn't just hallucinate this movie as a child

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  • Mermaid blood drives would be so much better then “m u r d e r h e h e”

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  • yall already know it gonna suck when it has two names

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  • Everybody did ask for this movie bitch

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  • That's my fav movie so bitch shut the fuck up I watch it every day

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  • My niece was watching this movie the other day. Its straight up this weird

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  • *my my bobo*

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  • So apparently mermaids are Bloodbenders?

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  • I just love the way you were like “ due to, unforeseen events...”

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  • This is basically the Disney channel movie The 13th Year

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  • first time watching him, and i gotta admit he's funny

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  • Jaja!!

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  • Moral of the story: if you can cure anything for anyone, don't.

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  • Girl learned how to bloodbend just like that with no regret when it took Katara 3 seasons and she hated that she could do it because she felt bad? Ok sure

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  • Do a review on the shit show called Mako Mermaid it sucks

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  • Look at the Movie Front it has a different girl on it

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  • they're so *_shellfish_*

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  • Ok I think I'm convinced that this movie is actually trash.

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  • At exactly <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1193">19:53</a> you can literally see that the tail is fake and it comes off a little😂

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  • This movie made me wanna call my mom and tell her I adopted her.

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  • “Just leave us be, we just want to play in the sea” Danny Gonzalez-2020

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  • Im a mermaid **aggressively walks away**

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  • siren really went angelo katagiri on that guy

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="906">15:06</a> when I herd this I thought of a song

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  • I- Is it weird that I actually am interested in this movie?-

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  • ...……………….………...………………...………...……………….stiff mass...………….........

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  • Am I the only one who thinks it’s racist that there’s only girl mermaids and no boys

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  • *_i want that girl_*

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  • I'm pretty sure sirens are mythological mermaid-_like_ creatures that just sing and then eat people alive

  • Wow. I didnt know else Fischer had done anything before eighth grade. Learn something new everyday

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  • *S I R E N*

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  • This movie was probably written by the protagonist

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  • it's crazy because brittle bone disease is actually like that, anything that hits you too hard your bones just shatter. my cousin had rods in her legs and arms to keep her from breaking them. she's in the 100's with how many breaks she's had. but anyways, lit video loved it

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  • i like how in the ending she said u forgot ur 90 percent water does she not go to class shm like gril go to school

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  • Did he really just body shame me for having a stiff mass? Wooooow real classy Danny.

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  • I love how she decides to take a bath and turns into a mermaid... does that mean she's never taken a bath before? Shouldn't that scene be her hella hyped to take a bath for the first time? Edit: I didn't realize that she TURNS INTO a mermaid at this age, and was just an average person before. Seems like I need to study more Scales: A Mermaid Tale's lore.

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  • Why does he sound like a Jojo’s Character at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="289">4:49</a> 😂

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="459">7:39</a> t h a t s w h a t s h e s a i d

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  • this whole movie is just a cringe fest

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  • I’m laughing so hard

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  • Um...guys... I think my cat's a mermaid...

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  • DAMN! jack is young in dis

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  • you'd look like a mummy that hasn't been wrapped up if all the water was removed from your body

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  • "I have something for you" they're beats by dre who does this lady think she's fooling???????

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  • 🎶 *Dan, Dan, the mermaid man~* 🎶

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  • Jesus Christ this is such a not like other girls movie “yOu’Re sO uNiQuE sIrEn”

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1318">21:58</a> xD

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  • Jack posting this video on his insta story ha 😂

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  • So us mermaids in the ocean we just swim around play with our fishes And collect treasures

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  • "Uh I have to go to the bathroom?" "Gasp" "Gasp" That one guy: WHAT THE FUCK?!??!

  • I hate this movie but I love your video

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  • I swear i'm responsible for at least a million of these views!

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  • It looks like somebody watched Teen Wolf, H2O and ATLA and went Hmm. That could make full one movie

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  • "are they singing?" no they're summoning the devil

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  • Siren learned bloodbending like Katara

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  • This movie has a terrible storyline and a terrible plot. I thought some 11 year old wrote it 🤦🏾‍♀️

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  • siren is just a horse girl but a fish version...

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  • you can tell the director of the movie is 100% going to breed or has already bred weak children

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  • Fun fact: the human body is made up of 60% of water. Do tell her that else she will have depression for the rest of her life.

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  • Lol the title Tho XD

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  • My my boo boo

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  • why is this movie just a huge terrible roleplay

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  • notifications are on am i a greg now ???

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  • Only some people will get this joke <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="69">1:09</a>

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  • link to movie

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  • Underwater must be more boring then Quarantine.

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  • IDK if I'm insane or not, but. Couldn't they do the transformation thing in the sea?

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  • Why is this the human version of a Barbie film

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  • is no one going to talk about how at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a> it looks like shes dead?

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1415">23:35</a> lmao an average adult's body is actually 60% water not 65% also, i'm pretty sure the water coming out wouldn't have been clear

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  • And this, kids, is how you can tell if your writing is horrible! Just ask Danny.

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