Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr

Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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  • Bil Burr keeps getting closer and closer. Oh My!!

    Janice McCowanJanice McCowan16 minutter siden
  • You are The BEST !!🙏😂😂👍👍

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  • I just realized... it really must be sh*tty to have a name that autocorrects to cancer! Melanoma 😂

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  • lol, that Italian Mayor, yelling about people's dogs with inflamed prostates. What does he expect dog owners to do? just let their dogs crap in the house?

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  • Bahahaha hot tubbin' with Tom Hanks, nearly died of laughter. I watch Jimmy regularly and for all of my American news, he's a "super genius" just like trump's uncle (lower case is totally out of disrespect). Love your show and am a huge fan

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  • Hey Jimmy on what days do you read the TV guide?

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  • Your eyes are still looking creepy AF, pehaps you're jonesing???

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  • Awwww....so sad that your biggest worry is playing candy land with your children.

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  • To avoid community spread... to one will see becaisr the casket will be closed.... so stop getting haircuts from mobile hairdressers. 😅😖

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  • i feel so bad for that girl 🙏🙏🙏 24:Nanyang milih allah like 800 ya yang milih dajal abaikan saja 😢🙏 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="600">10:00</a>

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  • Adrenochrome Jimmy

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  • This was so funny

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  • Congrats to ADT on the free advertising on the sign behind Bill.

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  • Brilliant! a good recipe to raise your ratings everyone.. add Bill Burr to your cast.. even Jimmy kimmel had to jump on the band wagon. he no suckerrrr.., Jimmy PAY THE MAN!! $$

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  • I miss the non-political Jimmy

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  • I remember when my boyfriend's buddy Johnny Knoxville and his cousin needed/wanted something we well Boyfriend had so we crossed state line from Tenn. To Gerorgia and dropped it off on their way to Cali. To be on your show. Hope your doing well and your family is healthy. Earlier I remarked on Trump after you I'm thinking do not care for? But I think he's fantastic. We all really need to come together bring this country of all types of people together and truly make it a better place for us all. Have a great day Jimmy

    Donna GriffinDonna Griffin2 dager siden
  • Brady-gate?? Anybody remember ? Why are cheaters always Idolized and on the lips of every mama Luke??

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  • That statement from New York about sex also stated: “rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19: virus in feces might enter your mouth”

    Stephanie GreenStephanie Green2 dager siden
  • This was good and i don't like Kimmel

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  • Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.

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  • I don’t believe “please stop doing it on the subway, anyway” was in the original quote, was it?

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  • I wonder how bill burr feels about his previous joke Pro swine flu LOL it's all coming together wink wink

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  • Tik Tok ..

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  • Love it 😍 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="588">9:48</a> Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ❤ I'm sorry God please forgive me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="273">4:33</a>

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  • I don't know any white men in their 50s that clap emphatically to make a point. I think he picked that up from Nia lol

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="435">7:15</a> bill burr? i thought it was Ron Howard. shame it wasn't. i like him. Don't know bill burr...

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  • Why does Bill keeps getting closer. Stay away MF.

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  • ..........Love for Jane.......

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  • It came from CHINA! Hello..

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  • Jimmy Kimmel is a globalist puppet

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  • I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!

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  • you know youre alert when youre watching Bills feet to make sure he stays on the footpath lol

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="649">10:49</a> I love how even Jimmy isnt safe from being roasted😂😂

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  • Love me some Ole Freckles 👍🏿

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  • Rose is red Sky is blue Give a 👍🏼 So the God can forgive You

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  • Your going down diddler!!!

    Mr TiesmanMr Tiesman4 dager siden
  • did you just call that circus clown of a president a catty little bit....ch, I just finally subscribed to your channel Jimbo, much love

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  • Ok Bill Burr is hilarious. 😂

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  • Hahahaha

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  • The opei is boring now

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  • Fantastic 😍❤ Check up on Matt Damon. See what he's up to.

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  • i hope jimmy hears what bill says. This is no time to be battering the administration and rambling on about trumps this that and the other.

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  • This is the mm podcast outside

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  • That intro should stay forever.

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  • Its not their fault?? I didn't eat any bats.

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  • Can we import a few of those mayors Italian mayors? This is the best show Jimmy Kimmel has ever done :D

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  • bill burr. this man makes everything better

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  • Jimmy kimmel is being straight up !.... much respect !

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  • Do more drive byes so funny

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  • Y’all need to have celebrity tours where the celebrities stand outside and you wave at them from your car

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  • Jimmy’s a gem. Billy’s a gem. Goddamn gems.

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  • Oh, God. Sports talk.. Is there anything more boring?

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  • The news is the lastplace we should getting our information, they all put a political spin on everything, so which side you gonna believe.? NOproject and doctors and nurses mwkeingvideos, that's where you will find truth. They just deal withfacts. No spin!

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  • My 82 year old husband was hardheaded at first, I nagged him intensely till he got mad and finally listened. He was complaining to the kids and they all laughed and agreed with me... Lol we are staying in except for food. , Cause all the knuckleheads in our town are keeping the shelves of our one grocery store bare. I have a week's worth of food, they have six months worth ! On top of that, what's the point of me isolating when half the town is running about! When I go out they make my isolation nul and void, so I'm just staying home .

    hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!5 dager siden
  • Yes because I'm sure these golden spoon millionaire Hollywood snobs do their own grocery shopping. They probably haven't been in a grocery store for years and have no idea how to even use a self scan.

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  • احنا مسلمين حرام والله😯👏 👧yang pilih dajal abaikan 💝💖♥️❤️ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="344">5:44</a>

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  • U still suck at comedy

    michael nolastmichael nolast5 dager siden
  • Absolute classic Billy red-freckles

    Jebediah ClangJebediah Clang5 dager siden
  • Our mayor in Chicago might be of Italian descent. Her words weren't as direct, but her stares were unmistakable.

    Christopher PrenticeChristopher Prentice5 dager siden
  • I really don't understand.... just use soap and water?!?! wash... your... azz.... toilet paper? nastyazzes

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  • when you make it to the swan, then i'll be impressed

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  • Okay this is excellent.. made me laugh... I do not know who this bill guy is but I google him.. Stay safe.. God bless you.. take care of your family... And wash your f****** hands..

    Linda DagleyLinda Dagley5 dager siden
  • Two words... Vice. Poodle.

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  • Love the minilogues , miss your show,, keep it up!!!

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  • Jimmy Kimmel..please keep posting. You are seriously one of the very few people who are making these dark days much much lighter. THANK YOU!

    Daniel DeMelloDaniel DeMello6 dager siden
  • Jimmy Kimmel, time to drop your partisan act and get back to being the hilarious comedian that you are. Drop the BS for a second and be funny. These are serious times.

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  • Nope not funny

    Richard W. BradfordRichard W. Bradford6 dager siden
  • For Bill Burr hit <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">07:00</a>

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  • Brody Stevenson?!?!

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  • *Donald D!CK Head of USA*

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  • I had no idea Rand Paul was a doctor, he doesn't rub it in like Ben Carson I guess.

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  • And Bill is definitely right, The Media has slowly been losing credibility over the last few decades. They often don't cover the things that should be covered, for example - What about all of that corporate bailout that got jammed into a citizen relief bill? They couldn't make that two separate bills? I doubt that Walmart and Amazon couldn't have waited another few weeks for us to figure something out. Meanwhile, people are unsure how they are about to pay their rent this month.

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  • I don't appreciate you assuming that "Tammy" is a "her". Maybe she is Astral Gendered, did you even care to ask?

    Narn The SeabooNarn The Seaboo6 dager siden
  • Damn, Jimmy. I don't like your president or Weinstein either, but you do what Trump did just ten seconds after saying he shouldn't... Bad people are still people, man.

    Xavier DecroixXavier Decroix6 dager siden
  • "I know you go hot-tubbing with Tom Hanks!"

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  • Nothing funny about Alzheimer’s ,but somehow you are able to make me laugh by interviewing and promoting the creepy hair sniffing quid pro Alzheimer’s Joe. Lol can’t wait to see your opening monologue after the election.

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  • Bill is the man.

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