I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)

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  • Dog gonnit !, "Heated Backpack". So That's what the Astronauts actually wear up there in space.

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  • I love how it only took her 40 seconds to reveal the "big secret" instead of ranting about useless things and finally revealing it at the end💗

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  • Your puppy is so well behaved and incredibly cute!

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  • Great video Simone. Just now followed the Commander on Instagram.

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  • My 8 month old puppy just got back from having his leg amputated. I’m so discouraged for him because he just wants to play all the time and be with his mom & sister. He has to rest though

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  • I love love love your sweet secret. Thank you for adopting instead of buying. So many babies in need of a good home. ❤❤❤

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  • now im waiting for the bionic dog leg video

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  • its like my job, im a caretaker of demented old people. happy to help:)

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    • I've been pregnant all night

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  • and neurological problems when she got old. Thats all, i am really happy for you :)

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  • Cute Doggie. Must have a scrappy shop dog, and treat it great! Mine is 12 now, and doing great. His coat has gotten really nice. He is my best buddy!

  • Did anyone else catch her aside about the channel winding down? What do you mean? Are you leaving us? Have I missed something?

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  • Scraps is adorable. I think on one of the dog whisperer episodes he mentioned feeding dogs pineapple will get them to stop eating their own poop.

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  • How have I never heard of this channel??!??

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    • either the medium or fine bristles, so that's awesome. A simple shampoo and water rinse to clean up will be great too since Scraps has obviously eaten all the real poo... BT

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  • You've been through a lot haven't you?

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  • Palladiums are the best boots. Excellent choice!

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  • I think we know that she is going to make a leg for her😂

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  • .... so when is the prosthetic dog limb build video coming? And will it be built out of Truckla's amputated parts?

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  • Just watched the Ted Talk btw, it was great.

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  • Its so fluffy I'm gonna die! No 4real what a wonderful addition to the team!😉

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  • Cute, and so is Scraps. ;)

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  • There is a dog missing on that leg

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  • I thought u were gonna say u got a gf bUt this news is even better

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  • Major cuteness. I have to admit I was expecting Mecha Commander Scraps though for the first few minutes. Something like Scraps shoots delicious tootsie rolls candies from her butt or something like that. But no, just a pupper and a wonderful one at that. I really enjoy your channel.

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  • The Internet: Could Simone possibly be more awesome?!? Simone: Hold my beer... *Adopts a three-legged shelter dog*

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  • Hey so I have wacked your truckla video but I was wondering if you could make a 2008 Pontiac sports truck

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  • are we gonna just ignore the fact that simone has a fine ass

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  • you in those tight pants.

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  • noproject.info/it/video/t8-FoLSvsaia1Xg I wouldn’t be promoting simplysafe 👀

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  • And what I'm seeing here is an excellent coat of fine dust control in a size workable for most reasonable width surfaces. The "roll-over" feature I'm guessing enables you to use either the medium or fine bristles, so that's awesome. A simple shampoo and water rinse to clean up will be great too since Scraps has obviously eaten all the real poo... BTW the slow-mo was criminally cute and we're forbidding you from ever using that technique on us again. Oh, we are officially waiting for Scraps to be the star of a Trukla commercial. #soyeah #nottellingyourneighbors #theyalreadyknow #adorableWOW

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  • She looks just like a webkinz I had as a kid!!!!!! (for yall who dont know a webkinz is a super amazing nostalgic stuffed animal with a code so you can play with it online)

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  • Never rub the contractor's belly. The discount is a lie.

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  • haemorrhoids?

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  • I wish I could help on the baby front . Sadly I fire blanks . Nice to practice though

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  • Congratz for the new best friend!

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  • Omg what a cutie!! We also have a tripawd- similar story, she had her leg broken in 3 spots and they decided to amputate her back right leg when she was 3 months old. She does the same little nub shake too!! 🤣 Ours is 4 years old now and she gets around just fine - most people don’t even notice she’s missing a leg right away haha. congrats!!

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  • You both are so loveable ❤️

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  • I kindly chalenge you to (try) making dog protesis replacement for the missing dogs leg. So she could scratch her ear. She is nice!

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  • Who followed on TikTok

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  • I saw the first few words I immediately thought “She’s pregnant!” Then I looked at the rest of the title.

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  • she’s perfect

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  • hola bros, sup? soy compartidora de contenidos, o sea, subo muchos estados en whatsapp para alegrar el dia, por si alguien está interesado, 2 dolares por dia, obvio un pack de 60 dólares por mes, estan mayormente en español, subo tiktoks, memes, y acepto sugerencias, tambien comparto problemas y discusiones, todo para que se entretengan, de nada bros hi bros, sup? I am a content sharer, that is, I upload many states on WhatsApp to brighten the day, in case anyone is interested, 2 dollars per day, obviously a pack of 60 dollars per month, they are mostly in Spanish, I upload tiktoks, memes, and I accept suggestions, I also share problems and discussions, all to entertain you, you're welcome

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    • im pretty sure alot of guys would wanna impregnate you. So dont worry about finding a guy, that is if you dont have one

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  • im already seeing the future where simone makes an actual artifical leg limb for scraps

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  • she looks like Milou from Tintin!

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  • I didn't even notice she had only three legs, haha. What a cutie!

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  • My brother and sister adopted a dog, Earl, that had a rear leg amputated. I don't know how long ago Scraps had her amputation, but Earl's was fresh. He wasn't supposed to run or jump for several weeks to allow the hips to settle. However, Earl is very active and that just didn't happen. This led to his hips settling too close together and he had problems pooping, so keep an eye out for that.

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  • Awww...I always have such admiration for three legged dogs. You go..guy...girl!

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  • How to went from Queen of shitty robots to Queen of shitty commercials in every video. I hope that dog is not borrowed for that cause :(

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  • Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d totally die for Scraps.

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  • I love Scraps

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  • Simone: I've been keeping a tiny Me: Shes pregnant Simone: secret (No, I'm not pregnant) Me: Oh

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  • I have very fantastic idea to make a baby to adult butt washing device. Can i get ur email id. I need to send the photos how it will work. Its not at all difficult. U can give me ur email details in samchand93@gmail.com . I will be glad to send u the awesome project secret that had not made till date.

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  • Commander straps! TO THE BACKPACK! Off to space we go! oops I meant scraps.... But maybe straps is an upgraded better suited name? Who knows?

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  • Her dog voice sounds like she driving down stairs with a bike . Joking 🙃

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  • ‘A budding has been’ 😂

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  • Fun fact: dogs eat poop cause their digestive system doesn't completely digest their food and they are able to smell the nutrients still present in the poop and reassimilate them.

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  • im pretty sure alot of guys would wanna impregnate you. So dont worry about finding a guy, that is if you dont have one

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  • That's the last time I let my 5 yo watch a Giertz video <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="432">7:12</a> Thanks for that.

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  • She is SO CUTE!!

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  • Oohh. Cute. But I don't believe you. What are the specs? I wanna see the internals. Is it hidraulic or are you using step motors?

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  • I cant believe she's pregnant

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> Simone: "...except scratch her right ear" scratches right ear for her stub starts to wiggle Me: "OMG That's so adorable!"

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  • Lol I didn't even notice that Scraps was tripedal

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  • Where can I get those boots!!!

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  • Yeah, pulling poop out of the mouth is something that needs to be done, but there's also the other side of it (literally). Our dog frequently has sticks, rope, rawhide, or something he can't manage to poop out and we need to pull it out of his butt.

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    • Me: reads half of the title Also me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH! Me: reads whole thing Me: ITS A FLOOF CHILD

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  • Probably mentioned days ago, but if you feed pineapple to your dog, it makes their poop taste awful (I’m told - never eaten any😁) and they stop after a few days of pineapple in their diet.

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  • awwww......

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  • I’d buy a Commander Scraps tshirt

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  • Awwww, you got a tripod ! And what a cutey she is ! You're a genuinely good person.

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  • I was gonna say I'm not completely house broken, like belly rubs, but she's for sure got me beat on cute.

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  • My dachshund mix had a disclocated hip when we found him in the Arizona desert. In his case they removed his hip ball, but he gets the zoomys still. It's so cool to find someone else who gave an injured dog a home.

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  • ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖖🏼

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  • ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖖🏼

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  • I loved the alarm clock you created.

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  • It's just a robot that she forgot to make the 4th leg for

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  • Sorry simone, but you look like that girl from tiger king 😂😂

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  • You look like a young Cybill Shepherd. Seriously, look at some of those photos. The resemblance is striking!

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  • @simone Did you know that NOproject is running Trump Ads on your videos?

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